Monday, March 16, 2009

Hindi Film Song Lyrics

Since I have nothing better to do at the moment, I decided to work with our famous Bollywood songs... So here it goes...

When I saw a girl in 1942, it felt like...

Blossoming Rose - 14.28%
Poet's Dream - 14.28%
Luminous Ray - 14.28%
Deer in forest - 14.28%
Moonlit Night- 14.28%
Soft Words- 14.28%
Lamp Lit in Temple - 14.28%

Attributes of Govinda that are SEXY ( Y=Yes, N=No)

Pant - Y
Shirt - Y
Hair - Y
Walk - Y
Even his damn hanky - Y!!!

Heisenberg's Principle of Love Uncertainty...

Somebody Lives...

Infront of my eyes - 50%
Near my Liver! - 50%

It You...you...you!!!

The following are fast asleep... Please rate the following

Standards - AW=Awake
As= Asleep
RA= Really Asleep
CM= Comatose

This World - Your rating - AS
Sky - Your Rating - AS
All Destinations - Your rating - RA
Road - Your rating - AS

Rajesh Khanna's Algorithm in LIFE

What Happened >> How did it happen >> When did it happen >> Why did it happen >> When did it happen >> When it happened >> Then it happened >> Ditch that shit >>>> What Happened >>.....

Things Govinda does and doesnot care about

Govinda Does Not care about : Your Grandmother's death
Govinda does care about: Walking on the road
Eating Bhelpuri
Showing girl around the town

Ok, enough now! what do you trhink, I really have nothing to do???!!! Grrrrrrrr

2 comments:

Kamal said...

Extremely thought-provoking ... a very objective view .... ;-)

Shopno said...

:-) Thanks for such good comments - tht "inspires" me to write more of such high quality stuffs ;-)