I am a feminist. I know for sure that we women are far more superior than men. We have better brains and much better hearts than you guys do. We are far more intelligent, far more powerful (yes, you got me right, powerful - power doesnot necessarily mean blowing up your muscles stupid), and far more matured than you guys. We know how to tackle problems - after all we are tackling you guys for centuries now. We know how to perform brilliantly under stress. We are much more perseverent, infact why am I going on... in short, every human trait and qood quality - u name it - we outsmart you in the area.
I know most of you men agree to me as well. But there are few things, I want to tell you today. Please pay attention to them, cos they will help you in the long run.
1. Show respect to women - i mean ALL AGE. The more you show respect to them, the more you get respect from them, and your market value will definitely be on the rise to those PYTs you dream of wooing.
2. We all know that you love to letch at girls. But please, dont do that infront of your girl. You can reserve that behavior of yours for your guys day (night) out. When you are with your girl, shower all your attention to her. She will love you for that.
3. We love it when you guys are at your chauvinist best. I mean, open the doors for us, dont just hop into the car on your own.
4. I know its not natural for you, but women are very romantic in nature. So please, try to be romantic at times for God's sake. Small surprises, like a bunch of rose without any special reason, makes her feel special, ok? Or may be a surprise long drive?
5. Please dont admire other women infront of her. She has brains, ok? So she also realises if Mrs. Sharma is a better cook, or Mrs. Pradhan is a better hostess. You dont have to pinpoint these things, infact, if you believe me, she realised those traits in those women faster than you did, so just shut up!
6. We have seen "pyaar ke side effects". Even those of us who haven't, they also realise that when you have nothing better to say, or when you are lost in our daily arguements, you utter those 3 magical words (i love u) hoping that it will rescue you from whatever mess you are in. Please, let your actions speak, rather than you. i know you love her, so how about showing that thru your actions, rather than mechanically uttering those 3 magical words, huh?
7. I dont know whether you are aware or not, but we love attention. And we think its absolutely normal to get attention from that special man of your life. Even we shower all our attentions over you na? So why cant you do the same? Please pamper us - we love to be pampered. Love us, we love to be loved. Thats all we ask for.
8. We may not always tell you, and we may pretend to be absolutely confident and modern day women and all that - but you know what? we love being protected by you. We want you to give us that assurance, that you are always there by our side. Common, be a man! We still believe in fairy tales, and we believe that you are that prince charming for us, who will fight all odds to win us over. So next time, you face a difficult situation, dont make a stupid face and run to her for advise, she believes that you can solve it on your own, please dont let her down.
9. We may be talking a lot about econimic freedom and indepence of women, but you know what? We love it when you pay our bills occassionally. And after all, we dont expect all the men to do that for us, never. But you are special. So if you do it for us, we just love it.
10. And for God's sake, start taking some responsibility. Its fun to share the load as well as the laughter, isnt it? When we say, we will do it together, we mean it... what about you?
Thursday, July 3, 2008
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It is pretty evident that you have enough time to think junk now a days :)
Well, thanks for this encouraging comment - this is highly inspiring and I shall do a lot more of these to keep upto your expectation.
Take care and stay in touch :-)
are you saying girls are finally getting round to thinking clearly? :-)
Men will be Men unable to appreciate
i am saying, that its time that boys understand these basic facts that are mentioned in the post. girls have always thought clearly, and expressed their thoughts with clarity and precision. Its a different thing all together that, boys could never understand - or may be didnt want to?
but then the usual scene is
he: what happened?
she: nothing.
uh-oh
well, Mr. Anonymous, "nothing" actually means, "you gotta find it out on your own, what happened - why do u want us to explain it to you - as if u r from Mars and have no clue about it whatsoever? - but actually the reality is, whatever happened, if its good, in which case you wont even be bothered to ask, what happened... and if it is something bad, then it is because of YOU!!!"
To Enasree - u r absolutely right, men will never understand, and a few exceptions who are actually intelligent enough to understand (pretty rare, though), will pretend not to have understood at all... Men are men, if you know one of them, you just know them all...
and i thought that if someone asks you something, then you just reply. :-D
usually, and under obvious conditions, YES. But when someone asks you only in order to irritate you? ie, when it is not an "obvious" condition... then a strict NO!!! with men, no condition is "obvious" condition. For men
obvious = oblivious
but then if things were obvious then one wouldnt ask.
YES, exactly - thats precisely what you would expect. But then, like i said, with men, obvious = oblivious, otherwise, how do u explain the question
"what happened?" - to something which is pretty oblvious.
Men will ask "what happened" in "obvious" situations, and women will say "nothing" to supress her irritation , and unleash the same through her blogs, and men will continue to irritate her further by commenting on her blogs about things which are pretty "OBVIOUS"!!!
does that answer your question, Mr. Oblivious? err... i mean, Mr. Anonymous? :-)
actually, there is usually nothing obvious about a woman's thoughts. so one has to ask.
it all depends on the IQ, you see - with your level of low IQ, whatever women think will never seem to be obvious. But then, women's thoughts are the most obvious ones - in the league of Sun rising from the East
when something doesnt follow logic it cant be said to be obvious. as for the sun rising in the east theres a logical reason to it which is more than can be said about the thoughts of a woman. :-)
Again, i cant blame you but your low IQ - not your fault that you are a man - its ok, not everybody's perfect. Coming to your "logical" explaination of women's thoughts being "illogical"... well, we do follow logic, its a different thing altogether that YOU dont FOLLOW our logic... again, cant blame you for this, for YOU are a MAN!
following your logic is an interesting theme. especially when the brand of logic that women use has no resemblance to anything even remotely scientific or logical. but then you wouldnt understand this for you are a woman. :-D
thats what you think with your limited and challenged IQ. Men have, over centuries, struggled to understand women, could never do so, and in the end given up saying its impossible to understand women. logical, or illogical, intelligent, or dumb, interesting or dull - lets face it, you cannot, and never will be able to understand us and our thoughts. So your "what happened" will continue, and so will our blogs.
we are logical, period... if you cant understand that, too bad... dont even try to. Do something easier - like watching cricket, may be?
but thats exactly the point ... logic and women ... shouldnt even use these words on the same page. But then, thats the paradox ... how does an illogical person know that they are illogical ... but you wouldnt understand the paradox! So, enjoy the ignorance! :-)
one thing i agree with you though in a defferent context. Ignorance is indeed a bliss, more so if you are a man - so you be ignorant and think what you have to, about women. But we are logical - period.
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